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zeldathemes

you know those ‘fad’ statements that people really like to make when they think they have the moral highground because everyone else is making that counter argument? and they feel really great while saying those words because they think they’re so alternative and so fucking critical thinking and intelligent?

i hate those people.

ur literally just spewing the same bullshit some bullshit spewer said before u. ur not special so i mean.. s top… tryin to be…

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

if you’re younger than 16 don’t look at me

irlyandere:

Been waiting a year to post this.

irlyandere:

Been waiting a year to post this.

sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

no-puppy-eyes:

W O U L D   Y O U   K I N D L Y

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

  #if we're friends this counts